An Irishman finds a bottle with a genie in it. The genie offeres him three wishes but he can’t think of anything.

The genie says, “OK, Master, I think I know what you might like,” and a bottle of Guiness and a glass appear in the Irishman’s hands. He pours himself a glass and drains it in one gulp, and then notices that the bottle has re-filled itself.

The genie says, “That’s right. It’s a magic bottle of Guiness. Evey time you empty it, it’ll fill itself up again. Now. What would you like for your remaining two wishes?”

“Oil have two more o’ dose!!” he replies.