Rowland Croucher
Retirees
A retiree ¢â‚¬â„¢s bedtime is three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. It takes only one retiree to change a light bulb, but it may take all day. A retiree ¢â‚¬â„¢s biggest complaint is that there is not enough time to get everything done. Retirees do not mind being called Seniors, because the term […]
SISTER MARY ANN’S GASOLINE
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant […]
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The Power of Prayer :-)
A preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.” With that, an Aboriginal man got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, “Mulrunji, what do you want me to pray about […]
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An Obituary printed in the London Times
LONDON = February 7, 2012 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such […]
“I’m 74 and I’m Tired!” (Bill Cosby)
PS. Not everyone will agree with all of the causes of Bill’s tiredness, but you’ve gotta like the man! PPS. Just saw this: ‘According to snopes.com this piece was actually written by a Massachusetts Senator called Robert A. Hall and is widely circulated with Cosby’s attribution for greater effect’ But the ideas are interesting anyway… […]
What would you say to the risen Jesus?
Some worshipful, and funny responses from a few of my Facebook friends: I might be speechless! Love me tender love me true 🙂 Why do you look like a Englishman? I’d fall to my knees and cry at his feet and grab on and not let go ¢â‚¬Å½”Do you speak […]
Homosexual ‘cure’ is hell for many
Ministries preying on gay shame Michael Lallo April 8, 2012 DRIVING home from a date with another man, David Lograsso was tormented by a recurring thought: ”I’ll be going to hell for this.” As a born-again Christian, he ”knew” that being gay was wicked, sinful and wrong. Desperate to change, the 27-year-old vowed to exert […]
Doubting Thomas, Reasonable Faith, and the Global Atheists Convention!
Doubting Thomas, Reasonable Faith, and the Global Atheists Convention! Dr. Geoff Francis They still call him ¢â‚¬Å“Doubting Thomas ¢â‚¬ – the disciple of Jesus who became famous for demanding evidence. When the other disciples told Thomas that Jesus had come back to life, Thomas was sceptical. He said, ¢â‚¬Å“Unless I see His wounds with my own […]
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