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Christian One Liners
Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. ———————————————————– We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. —————————————————————— Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. ————————————————————– Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever. ————————————————————————————- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until […]
Men’s Thesaurus
“IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.” “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?” “UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR” Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response. “IT WOULD TAKE […]
Card Trick
Try this people, get a pack of cards and then follow the video. Not funny, but very clever! http://www.metacafe.com/watch/427685/participate_with_david_blaine_live
Breakthrough in biblical criticism theory
For those interested in biblical criticism theory John at the Locusts & Honey blog has a radically new solution to the synoptic problem: LA Modified Two-Source Hypothesis for the Synoptic Gospels: It’s rather surprising that in hundreds of years of source criticism, no one has thought of this hypothesis before. But now it’s so obvious! […]
Hello Pastor
“Hello Pastor …” This priceless voicemail recording was sent to us by a pastor who said, “Oh, have I been there!” Click the play button below to start… and make sure you carry on listening to the megamix version at the end of the initial message. The phone message was originally sent to a pastor […]
Problem gambling
Two examples of problem gambling…. A Baptist pastor who was strongly opposed to gambling felt he should get a personal understanding of why it attracted people, so one day he went to the races. He was happy to have further reasons for his stance when he saw a priest at the gate to the mounting […]
Drunk? :-)
Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…> a) Innovative> b) Preliminary> c) Proliferation> d) Cinnamon> > Things that are VERY difficult to say when you’re drunk…> a) Specificity> b) British Constitution> c) Passive-aggressive disorder> d) Transubstantiate> > Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you’re drunk…> a) Thanks, but I don’t want […]
Getting Old
Happening soon……to some people unfortunately! MISTAKE An elderly lady called 999 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator! ” she cried. The dispatcher said, […]
Who is the greatest?
The Dominicans and Franciscans were arguing in heaven abiut who was the greatest, so they decided to let Jesus decide. The answer: My brothers, we are all equal. Your Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ, S.J.
Smile with Will Rogers
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman…neither […]
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