Humor
The Real logic of what we should be eating
1 Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans 2 Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans 3 Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, British or Americans 4 Italians […]
Warning: new scam
Be aware of this: I had a lucky escape. I walked into a hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was the end of that. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky.
3 blokes
>From Rowland: I was in two minds about adding this one to our Humour section. It’s sadly in very poor taste, but a fairly good example of so-called ‘Ocker’ humour – shared after a few drinks by the Australian equivalent of ‘rednecks’… It’s certainly not the kind of humour which will enhance relationships between diverse […]
Three Engineers
Three engineers were going out for a business lunch. They got in the car and set off. A few miles down the road, it spluttered and ground to a halt. The Mechanical Engineer said, “Perhaps the fuel line’s blocked”. The Electrical Engineer said, “Maybe the battery lead’s come off”. The Software Engineer said, “I haven’t […]
The Seamstress and the River
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?” The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband […]
Great News
The day after a woman lost her husband in a scuba diving accident, she was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at her door. “We’re sorry to call on you at this hour, Mrs. Watkins, but we have some information about your husband.” “Please! Tell me,” the woman said. The policeman said, “We have some bad […]
The Box Of Chocolates
For all of us who are married, were married, wish we were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a box of chocolates: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on […]
Brain Teaser
See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common……. Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Assess x x x x x x x x x Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up? Give It Another Try…. x x x x x x x x You’ll kick yourself when you discover […]
Those Church Bulletins are Back
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: “Jesus Walks on the Water.” The sermon tonight: “Searching for Jesus.” Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in […]
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