Humor
Talking Dog
A man is walking along the street when he sees a sign on a door: “Talking Dog For Sale” He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. “You talk?” he asks. “Yes, I do,” the […]
Funny Video Link
From a pastor-friend: Apart from the clear product-link, (and editing off the last three seconds would help with that) this is a very funny ad… and maybe not a bad illustration clip for your sermons as well.. http://one.revver.com/watch/149635
Dogs Cats and Light Bulbs
*How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?** * 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up […]
Calling the Police
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off […]
Some Questions (and another lot of answers)
From a netfriend (=) Some questions Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about and will never think about again; Can you cry under water? = Yes. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? = Hold political office […]
Santa Claus: logistics and physics
http://www.religioustolerance.org/santa2.htm then this: http://www.ucolick.org/~de/humour/santa.html
The Idiot Report
The Idiot Report…….. Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need […]
Some Questions
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about and will never think about again; Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but […]
Police Car
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park and couldn’t find his way home. “Oh Morris”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you […]
Some Questions (and some answers)
Some questions Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about and will never think about again; = OK, let’s think about them for a moment… Can you cry under water? = Yes, because you can still generate water from your tear ducts. How important does a person have […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress