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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Funny Videos

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.lamastre.com/humor (I previewed two – clean and funny – hope the others are OK. Let me know if they aren’t… Rowland)…

Calmness

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Inner Peace (Important stuff, stolen from them Merkins…) CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, “The […]

Limerick

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

No pig should go sky diving during monsoon, It’s risky enough when the weather is fine. But to have a pig soar when the monsoon doth roar Cast even more perils before swine.

Kids

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Interesting things that you learn when you have kids.. 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than […]

Hospital

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A woman called a local hospital . . . . “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients. I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse.” The voice on the other end said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?” […]

Mail

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

An Irishman had just had his first computer installed at home. One day, while his neighbor Pat was working in the front yard next door, Mike walks out of his house and down the street to the post office. Shortly after, he comes walking back with an angry look on his face, goes in and […]

Poor blondes again!

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A blonde girl got the job of Air Stewardess. After training, she went on her first flight. The captain, on arrival in Madrid, told her the favourite bars/hotels/shops etc., and took her to the hotel. He told her the time to be in the Reception the next morning and left. The next morning, no blonde […]

Puzzle

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Can you find the C? (Good exercise for the eyes!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you’ve found the C………. Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999699999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999 Once you’ve found […]

A Good work ethic?

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department.One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging […]

An American friend of mine…

By and others ⋅ December 5, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

…came to visit last week. His name’s Herbert Bosemann but we all call him HB. He’s from Pencilvania. ~~~ I got a friend called 4H, he’s, well, hard. ~~~ Oh well. 2B or not 2B. That’s the question. Never mind what’s nobler. ~~~ I got a friend called 2B he is a softy but he […]

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