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Best Fundamentalist Sites
[Note to the uninitiated: Irony at work!!!] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEST FUNDAMENTALIST CHURCHES True Christian Church http://www.truechristian.com/index.html Landover Baptist …Unsaved Unwelcome! http://www.landoverbaptist.org/ Broomleigh Baptist Church http://church.broomleigh.org/ McChurch Tabernacle http://www.mcchurch.com/ First Church of the Last Laugh http://www.saintstupid.com/ Official Fundamentalist Webpage http://www.geocities.com/ruins_of_faith/fundamentalists Fundamentalist Application Form http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/fundy.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BEST FUNDAMENTALIST PRODUCTS God Co. http://www.angelfire.com/pq/godco/frames.html Aluminium Foil Deflector Beanie http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ Jack […]
Christmas divorce…
A man in Brisbane calls his son in Adelaide two days before Christmas and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your Mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Gees Dad, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight […]
Can something be somewhat blasphemous and funny at the same time?
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=2533708392859522492 Note from Rowland: Can something be somewhat blasphemous and funny at the same time? I think so, but you mightn’t all agree (and that’s OK).
Urinating on the Bible
Australia’s national daily broadsheet (_The Australian_ 6 Dec 2006) featured an illustrated story, on Page 1 no less, under the headline: “Muslim boys urinated on Bible” Concerned that such labelling may have prejudiced perceptions of this event, a local wit wondered what would have been the reaction if the headline had read: “Bible takes piss […]
Newspaper Headlines
BEST [actual] HEADLINESSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?]Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that’s taking things a bit far!]Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so!]Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!]War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see […]
They couldn’t track the planes on 9/11
They couldn’t track the planes on 9/11… But NORAD can apparently track santa! http://www.noradsanta.org
Announcements that London Tube drivers have made to their passangers
1) “Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction.” 2) “Your delay this evening is […]
Haggis Myths
It is in the nature of the haggis that it should be a creature shrouded in mystery. Over the years many misconceptions have developed about these reclusive creatures. Here we are happy to debunk the most common myths and set the record straight. A haggis is just a sheep’s stomach stuffed with meat and oatmeal. […]
Ten things you never knew about Haggis
The correct plural of haggis is haggii, although under certain grammatical circumstances it can be haggises or even “wee yins”. The name Haggii comes from the Latin for “harried ones”. The Haggis Hunting season runs from when they hatch (30 November) until 25 January. The 31st of December is particularly anticipated by Haggis hunters as […]
Stop Signs
What would you do if, while travelling to work, you see a STOP sign? A post modernist de constructs the sign (i.e., he knocks it over with his car), thus ending forever the tyranny of the north-south traffic over the east-west traffic. A Marxist sees a stop sign as an instrument of class conflict. He […]
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