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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Ideas

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Benjamin Disraeli said of someone: “He was distinguished for ignorance – for he had only one idea and that was wrong.”

Are Cats For True Christians?

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

August 29, 2004 1:28 PM Are Cats For True Christians? Please note:~ I didn’t write this and I don’t endorse any of the conclusions. The only reason I’m including it on my site is to show the daft lengths some luney-tunes will go to to prove a point and how they can make the scriptures […]

No True Christians!

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

There is no doubt in my mind that there is not one true Christian on the planet, and I can prove it. There are several signs of a true believer that are very plain in the Bible. Unlike many of the passages of the Bible, these particular verses are very plain and nearly impossible to […]

What Was He Driving?

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

‘I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers!’

Politically Correct Lord’s Prayer

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Our (mis)Concept of Patriarchal Authority, who, it can be said, inhabits the metaphysical sphere, privileged be your signifier. May your social structure achieve dominance. May the enactment of your desire be manifested throughout the physical-metaphysical dichotomy. Empower us this day with the means of material production, And refuse to enforce sanctions against our behavior which […]

Dear Abby

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? […]

From the mouth of Kids

By and others ⋅ August 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sport, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to […]

A Question For God…

By and others ⋅ August 28, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

A man was walking through a forest one day, pondering the mysteries of life. As he walked on, pondering, he felt very close to nature and connected to God. He felt so close to God that he felt that if he spoke, God would answer. So he gazed up to the sky and said, “God, […]

Finding Jesus

By and others ⋅ August 26, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Finding Religion A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yes, preacher, I sure am.” […]

Clear language

By and others ⋅ August 24, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Humphrey in the BBC comedy Yes Prime Minister: “Although your comments are indeed clear, simple and straightforward there is some difficulty in justifiably assigning to them the epithets you apply in your comments, in as much as the precise correlation between the information you communicate, and the facts in so far as they can be […]

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