Humor
Think of a Number
Think of a number. Multiply it by 3. Now add 5. Take away the number you first thought of. Now add 7. Subtract 2. Add back the number you first thought of. Now, close your eyes. Dark, isn’t it?
Raise Refusal
For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company. After a good annual review, my supervisor told me I was up for a raise, pending approval of the vice president. A month later, my supervisor called me into his office and told me the VP had refused to approve […]
Biblcal Q & A to Test Your Sense of Humor
Biblical Q and A to test your sense of humor (ANSWERS BELOW) Q1 What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Q2 What do they call pastors in Germany? Q3 Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Q4 Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Q5 What kind of motor vehicles […]
A Dilemma
Here’s a dilemma for you…. With all your honour and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. Please don’t answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features […]
Mothers
MOTHERS: Have a chuckle (or a groan), at the answers given by preschool age children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She’s the only one who knows where the Scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How […]
Senior Moments
Senior Moments! : Reporters interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?” the reporter asked. She simply replied, “No peer pressure.” The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs. Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the […]
Butt Prints In The Sand
Butt Prints In The Sand (Author Unknowm) One night I had a wonderous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What have we here?” Those prints are large and round […]
Science Test Responses
Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests: – There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. – Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don’t, why you should. – Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know […]
Calories That Don’t Count
Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don’t count: CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made “just for you” must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But don’t worry, because the calories don’t count. FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: […]
Incapacitated
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. “Sorry,” I replied, “but I’ve been incapacitated.” Undaunted, the caller kept trying to convince me to change my mind and volunteer. I interrupted and said, “I’m incapacitated. Do you know what that means?” She hesitated. […]
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