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Test Your Knowledge
Here is a fun way to test your knowledge … You need only 4 correct answers to pass. 1) How long did the Hundred Years’ War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is […]
Amazing legal sagas (which may or may not be true)
This is a true story and was the first place winner in a recent Criminal Lawyers Award listing: ONLY IN AMERICA!!! Here is a heart-warming lawyer story. An American lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile […]
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS :-)
Love those Church Ladies.. They’re Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: ————————– The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ————————– The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: […]
Humility Practicum :-)
SIX TRUTHS IN LIFE . 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time – a physical impossibility. . 2. All knuckleheads, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are a knucklehead. . 5. […]
God (by an 8-year old)
It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to ‘explain God’ I wonder if any of us could have done as well ? EXPLANATION OF GOD: ‘One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them […]
Puns for Educated Minds
Puns for Educated Minds 1.The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3.She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. […]
Heaven, hell and worship
On Facebook in response to this: Hell is an endless church service without God; heaven is God within an endless church service (Martin Marty) An Anglican said: “Heaven is Anglican worship and Baptist preaching. Hell is Anglican preaching and Baptist worship.”” (Comment from me, a Bapto-Anglican): I wonder how much Baptist preaching he’s had to […]
Humorous Stories at High Altitude
Humorous Stories at High Altitude Airline attendants sometimes make an effort to make the ‘in-flight safety spiel and announcements entertaining. Here are some examples that have been heard or reported: On a Qantas Flight with a very ‘senior’ flight attendant crew, the pilot said, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning […]
Will Rogers’ Wisdom
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known. Enjoy the following: 1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3.. There are two theories to arguing with […]
Growing old: you don’t get a chance to practise it beforehand
Here ¢â‚¬â„¢s one for you Senior Citizens and those approaching that milestone ¢â‚¬ ¦ ¢â‚¬ ¦ ¢â‚¬ ¦ ¢â‚¬ ¦. Some of you may be caregivers at times too! This ol’ gal could be a professional comedian! TURN UP THE SOUND. http://www.caregiverstress.com/2010/07/a-reminder-that-laughter-is-the-best-medicine/
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