Humor
If this doesn’t warm your heart, see a mortician!
6 minutes of joy. Never too late to try something new!!!!! Janey Cutler (she’s 80!) – Britain’s Got Talent 2010 – Auditions Week 4 http://video.yahoo.com/watch/7464575?fr=yvmtf
Is there a God?
The other day someone asked me what the difference was between an atheist, an agnostic and one who believes in God. I answered as best as I could, but knew there was more to say about it than a few simple lines. I went to bed pondering the question and fell asleep. Then She spoke […]
Good business :-)
A friend of mine just started his own business, manufacturing landmines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.
Confused Quotes
“We need stronger death penalties” – Ross Perot “I can’t think of any existing law that’s in force that wasn’t before” – George Bush “I’m a man of very strong indecision” – anonymous “I wouldn’t be paranoid if everybody didn’t hate me” – Mary Miller
‘I want a raise!’
A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? B: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. B: Yes. A: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I […]
‘SERIOUSLY’ Quotes
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. (Will Rogers). I am convinced the prophets of doom have to be taken seriously. (Maurice Strong). Life is too important to be taken seriously. (Oscar Wilde). I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an […]
Economic Stimulus
IS this true capitalism? It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit. A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, lays a $100 bill on the desk […]
Street demonstration
Part of a sermon ‘Waiting for the Lord’ in our church this morning: Leader of street demo: ‘Wadda we want?’ Crowd: ‘Gradual change!!!!’ Leader: ‘When do we want it?’ Crowd: ‘In due course!!!’
American Intelligence :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=fJuNgBkloFE Now, you Americans out there, let’s have something similar which ‘sends up’ Brits, Aussies, Kiwis, Canadians, Germans…. (be careful if you’re tempted to choose any otherr country 🙂
APPLICATION FOR MEMBERSHIP IN THE 12 DISCIPLES :-)
Name: ________________first _____________nickname bar ______________(father’s name) Address: __________hut, shack, tent ____________village ____________ province _________empire Occupation: __bass fishing __catfish fishing __tilapia fishing __walleye fishing __tax-collecting __banditry __carpentry (houses, furniture) __carpentry (crosses) __farming _____other Class: __desperately poor __dirt poor __poor __poor but proud Ethnicity: __Jew __Gentile Family Status – check or fill all that apply: __married, one […]
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