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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Department Store

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A man walked into the ladies department of a Department Store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.” “What type of bra?” asked the saleslady “Type?” inquires the man, “There is more than one type?” “Look around” said the saleslady, as […]

Amish Virus

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

You have just received the Amish Virus. Since we do not have electricity nor computers, you are on the honor system. Please delete all of your files. Thank thee.

Jesus Returns

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The Pope is working in his office one day when a very excited priest comes rushing down the hall, robes flying. “Padre! Padre! I have news!” the priest pants as he skids into the room. The Pope looks up patiently from his work and asks, “What is your news, Father?” “Jesus is back! He’s coming […]

Give A Man A Fish

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; Give him bad religion, and he’ll starve to death, while praying for a fish. ~~~ Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, and he will sit it a boat drinking beer all day. […]

Two Important Quotes

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

“A closed mouth gathers no feet” “Ignorance is a renewable resource” P.J.O’Rourke

Dealing With Banks

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Pay attention! Or we will chop your line of credit off… Now that we have your attention. a friend sent this. It’s a bit Ripley’s (believe it or not). I find it hard to think of any bank that would allow this to be published, but it’s good for a laugh from all us frustrated […]

Newspaper Ads

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS: Snow blower for sale… Only used on snowy days. Wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15 Nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby Georgia peaches California grown – 89 cents lb. Nice parachute: never opened – used once Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300. Open house: […]

Keeping An Eye (Or Two) On You

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Just keeping an eye out to see if you’re at your computer 🙂

Turn On Your Speakers And Smile

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Click here to load sound! SMILE and the World smiles with you!! SMILE…and turn your sound on. Smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu, When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too. I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin When he smiled I realised I’d passed it on […]

Getting Old

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another. “I can’t […]

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