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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Help-Wanted Ades

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

How To Decode The Help-Wanted Ads “JOIN OUR FAST PACED COMPANY”: We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE”: We don’t pay enough to expect you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings. “MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED”: You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day. “SOME […]

A Quaker Farmer

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A Quaker farmer was milking his cows, and near the end of the milking one of the cows lifted tail, swished him hard across the face, shifted legs and, with the free leg, kicked both the farmer and the milk pail (nearly full of milk) spilling it into the farmer’s shoes. “Oh, dear cow,” said […]

Telling Jokes

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A man boarded a bus and saw the back bench seat occupied by a group of schoolboys. He made his way to the back and heard one of the boys yell out “5” and the whole group laughed loudly. Another boy yelled out “23” and louder laughter ensued. This went on for sometime and the […]

Dihydrogen Monoxide

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Claim: A junior high school student won a science fair by circulating a report about the dangers of ‘dihydrogen monoxide.’ Status: True. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1997] BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of […]

Yo’ Mama

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Yo Mama So Fat…. …she fell in love and she broke it …she jumped on a scale and it said “to be continued” …she jumped on a scale and it said “one at a time please” …she jumped on a dollar and got four quarters …she’s got her own area code …her measurements are 36-24-36, […]

The Atheist And The Bear

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the “accident of evolution” had created. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot […]

Bush’s Inaugural Theme Song

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Veggie Valentine

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Cabbage always has a heart; Green beans string along. You’re such a Tomato, Will you Peas to me belong? You’ve been the Apple of my eye, You know how much I care; So Lettuce get together, We’d make a perfect Pear. Now, something’s sure to Turnip, To prove you can’t be Beet; So, if you […]

Pin

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Ode To A Mammogram

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

(I apologize in advance if for some of you this isn’t funny 🙁 A BOOB POEM For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And […]

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