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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

What happens to your pets at The Rapture?

By and others ⋅ September 11, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

Money in the After-Life?

By and others ⋅ September 11, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

(Note: this is in the humor/humour section 🙂 Commenting on http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html a netfriend wrote I’ve always wanted to start a bank, open to all creeds and all beliefs, that would allow people to take their money with them after they die. Just put your cold, hard cash into our account and at the end of […]

(Gentle) Vilification Idea :-)

By and others ⋅ September 7, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Overheard in a Western Sydney petrol station yesterday. Customer (friend of the proprietor): ‘I stuck up for you the other day mate. Someone said you weren’t fit to live in a swine pen, and I said you were :-)!’ Avagoodday! Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher http://jmm.org.au/ Justice for Dawn Rowan – http://dawnrowansaga.blogspot.com/

So who was the winner?

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.funvideoworld.com/video/1108/The-best-MMA-knockout-ever

Dancing Duck

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

A gentleman of the road enters a public house and approaches the landlord to ask “Please may I entertain your patrons for the price of my beer?” The landlord, on a whim, agrees. The gotr produces first a biscuit tin then a duck from under his filthy coat, he sets the tin upon the bar, […]

This bloke was several up on Goldilocks…

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

She only had three bears, but look at all Vincent van Gogh’s forebears… His dizzy aunt ———————————————– Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes——————————- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store —— Stop N Gogh The grandfather from the Balkans —————————– U Gogh His magician uncle ——————————– Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin […]

Stella Awards

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Put Stella Awards into Google to 1. See more of these outrageous goings-on, and 2. to note some false Stella Awards (which are crazy/funny to read anyway) It’s time again for the annual “Stella Awards”! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and […]

Patriotism

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

This came from a Marine’s wife. It says it all: “I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a few months ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his Oath of office. However, all that pride […]

Stella Awards – more

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

You need to check here before believing any of these Stella Awards stories – http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp But three friends have sent these: 1. Read the whole original Stella story here. A bit political but at least it’s got the facts: – http://www.dailykos.com/story/2004/8/1/141345/4615 2. Check out some real stories at http://www.stellaawards.com/. There’s enough there in truth to […]

Penguins

By and others ⋅ August 31, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go? Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate […]

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