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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Work experience

By and others ⋅ July 13, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it … so they gave me the axe. After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it … […]

Pets’ Diaries

By and others ⋅ July 9, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite […]

Smile!

By and others ⋅ July 9, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

I’m not a complete idiot – – Some parts are just missing. Out of my mind, back in five minutes. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is the room spinning medicine. God must love stupid people; He made so many. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Ever stop to […]

Jokes Jews Tell

By and others ⋅ July 9, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Hymie, gets knocked down by a car. He’s not seriously hurt but the passers by send for an ambulance and keep him immobile. One chap takes off his jacket and puts it under Hymie’s head. “Are you comfortable?” he asks. Hymie shrugs and says “I make a living”. **** Two elderly Jewish men fall overboard […]

Parrot, driving, bad marriage, Unleavened bread etc.

By and others ⋅ July 6, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him. The caller said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, “Hi, you have reached 555-1234. […]

Cricket

By and others ⋅ July 6, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

For those who will be watching The Ashes cricket series between England and Australia starting in July (2009)! In order to assist people who are not familiar with the game of Cricket, we offer this explanation. Cricket is a game in which there are 2 sides – one out on the field, and the other […]

Bible Quiz

By and others ⋅ July 3, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

(We used to enjoy these as kids, 60+ years ago. They’re a bit sad, eh?) Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female […]

Brain Teaser – more

By and others ⋅ June 25, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Okay you brainiacs, here is a brain teaser for you. What nine letter word in the English language is still a word when each of the nine letters is removed one by one? [1] replied: the answer was easily Googled: Original word: Startling Take away the…. L- Starting T- Staring A- String R- Sting T- […]

If God Texted The 10 Commandments

By and others ⋅ June 19, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

Here is one way to communicate the 10 commandments, the older you are the longer it will take to read!! 1. no1 b4 me. srsly. 2. dnt wrshp pix/idols 3. no omg’s 4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r) 5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool 6. dnt kill ppl 7. […]

Important Notice

By and others ⋅ June 19, 2009 ⋅ Post a comment

You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice. Some of our notices have not been noticed. This is very noticeable. It has been noticed that the responses to the notices have been noticeably unnoticed. This notice is to remind you to notice the notices and respond to the notices, because […]

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