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Profound Christmas Animation :-)
Click on the Rock OK? http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf — Shalom/Salaam/Pax! Rowland Croucher
Icon War
When you go to bed at night and forget to shut down your computer, I think you ought to know what actually goes on. It’s 2 AM and do you know where your icons are and what they are doing? Click on this site and you will see what happens when you leave the computer […]
If God Had Voice Mail
Thank you for calling heaven. I am sorry, all of our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line. God, press 1. Jesus, press 2. The Holy Spirit, press 3. […]
Notice Of Seasonal Greeting
From Andrew Rogers Lawyers (“the wishor”) to you (“the wishee”) Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the summer solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices […]
Judge Rules in Sermon Sharing Scandal
December 11, 2007 Judge Rules in Sermon Sharing Scandal Share Evangelical churches and ministries across America are reeling today after a lower court in Manhattan found the defendants guilty in the “U.S. vs. ‘Rev. John Smith'” sermon sharing case. On April 1, 2007 the justice department filed charges against thousands of pastors and seminary students […]
Woman Delivered From Christmas Spirit
Created 12/10/2007 By John Green Tulsa-Mary Jo Haglin knew that something was wrong-she just didn’t know what it was. “Every year, starting after Thanksgiving, I would begin to get more and more depressed. January was the worst. I felt like I was walking through a dark night, with howling wolves, and the incessant drumming of […]
The Pastor’s Cat
Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed and offered warm milk, but the kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so […]
Notice Of Revocation Of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other […]
Racists and Lightbulbs
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None — they don’t want to be enlightened!
Chinese Phone Call
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I am Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! […]
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