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Cynics’ views on marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they […]
Hymns For Seasoned Citizens
~ The Old Rugged Face ~ Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up ~ It is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt ~ Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing ~ Amazing Grace, Considering My Age ~ Just a Slower Walk With Thee ~ Count Your Many Birthdays, Name Them One […]
Mensa
Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco, and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap […]
Police ran over my foot
Sep 5 2007 by Gemma Williams, South Wales Echo A PEDESTRIAN knocked down by a South Wales Police patrol car was given an £80 fine – for denting it. Businessman Daniel Horne was walking home when the marked police car mounted the pavement and crushed his foot under the wheel. The apologetic Pc took him […]
Thankis for your emails
My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year… I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to scrub the top […]
None of that Nun
(This joke will not develop how you think it will 🙂 A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’ The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, ‘Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The nun replied, […]
Hamster and Parrot
A man went into a bar and said to the bartender, “If you give me free drinks all night, I will entertain your customers so much they will stay all night and drink lots and lots.” “Oh yes,” says the bartender. “How are you going to do that?” The man gets a hamster out of […]
Warning!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.” The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from […]
A Mechanic and his dog
A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic’s lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in his backyard and dropped his […]
Missionary question
A question for anyone with foreign missionary experience regarding people becoming Christians from a background of ancestral worship. If they refuse to continue with this practice, are they in danger of creating a veneration gap?
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