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The Pill
A man went to the doctor with a swollen foot. After careful examination, the doctor gave him a huge pill. “I’ll be right back with some water,” the doctor said. The doctor was gone quite a while and eventually the man lost his patience. He hobbled to the sink, forced the huge pill down, slurped […]
Puns
And then of course there was the convention in Spain where 30 representatives of the Basque community were staying in a posh hotel. Unfortunately there was a fire alarm while they were there, and they all tried to leave at the same time and got stuck in the revolving door, leading to their demise from […]
Getting Married
______________________________________________ Rebecca Jacob Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” […]
Try this!
How smart is Your Right Foot ? ? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It’s preprogrammed in your brain! 1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think […]
Irish Ingenuity
Old Sean lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Mick, who used to help him, was in an English prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Mick, I am feeling a mite down because […]
Can you read this?
I’ve seen one a bit like this before, though the words were not as muddled. It said that even children could read it. *** This is weird, but interesting! fi yuo cna raed this, yuo have a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht […]
Wealth
Reminds me of the wealthy Aztec chief who had a massive gold throne as a symbol of his power and authority. But when he heard of the greed of the white explorers heading his way, he knew he had to hide it. With much effort on behalf of his subjects, he disguised his palace as […]
Best Friends
Best friends – Men vs Women Friendship between Women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man doesn’t come home […]
Redneck Church
A REDNECK CHURCH IF…. 1. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if … the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one. 2. You Know You’re in a Redneck Church if … people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed […]
Vicar Drinking Again
So this Vicar is stopped for speeding and the policeman smells alcohol and sees an empty bottle of wine on the passenger side floor and he says, “Have you been drinking, Reverend?”. And the vicar says, all innocent like, “Just water, officer.”. And the policeman looks over to the bottle: “Well, that looks like wine […]
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