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Middle Wife
The “Middle Wife” by an anonymous 2nd grade teacher… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always […]
April Fools’ Day Marathon
The 26-Day Marathon On April 1st 1981 the Daily Mail ran a story about an unfortunate Japanese long-distance runner, Kimo Nakajimi, who had entered the London Marathon but, on account of a translation error, thought that he had to run for 26 days, not 26 miles. The Daily Mail reported that Nakajimi was now somewhere […]
Barbie
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the sales assistant, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the window?” The sales assistant answers, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have: […]
More Interesting Questions
– When an agnostic dies, does he go to the “great perhaps”? – Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? – Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car? – Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? – If the #2 pencil is the most […]
Logical and legal
After having failed his exam in “Logistics and Organization”, a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!” Student: “Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give […]
Explaining God (by an 8 year old)
– written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista, California. He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to “explain God.” EXPLANATION OF GOD: “One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care […]
The End of the World
From a friend… ‘In the Simpsons movie… When they think the end of the world is about to happen all the church goers go to Moe’s Tavern and all the clients of Moe’s Tavern go to church. Think about it.’
The Game of two-up
M. G. Heuston, who served with 2/12th Commando Squadron during the Second World War, ran a two-up game during this time. In the following account, he explains how the game was played. To stage a game required a quiet spot, with a flat area big enough for an 18- or 20-foot radius circle clearly etched […]
Diet
A dietician was addressing a large audience in Bristol… “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful! Soft drinks erode your stomach lining! Chinese food is loaded with MSG! Vegetables can be disastrous, and, none of us realizes the long-term […]
Fun with logic
From a netfriend: If you want two propositions, take a card and write “The statement on the other dise of this card is true” on one side, and write “The statement on the other side of this card is false” on the other side. Neither of these refers to itself, and each one is, by […]
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