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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Burning Question

By and others ⋅ August 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Why don’t they make the entire plane out of that indestructible black box?

The Little Girl and the Wrinkles

By and others ⋅ August 13, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa’s lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub her fingers over the wrinkles. Then she touches her own face and looks more puzzled. Finally the little girl asks, “Grandpa, did God make you?” “He sure did honey, a long […]

Your Hair Will Fall Out!

By and others ⋅ August 10, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf

Bad Luck

By and others ⋅ August 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

(The Internet regularly witnesses this sort of thing… ) Dear All My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year…….. I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat sh*t in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope […]

Important Information

By and others ⋅ August 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. The human heart creates […]

Redneck Computer Terms

By and others ⋅ August 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

A list of redneck computer terms Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code – Them’s the fight’n rules down da local tavern. Bug – The reason you is a giv’n for calling in sick. Byte – What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache – Needed […]

Wedding Anniversary

By and others ⋅ August 2, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

At Saint Mary’s Catholic Church they have a weekly husband’s marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Luigi replied to […]

Terrorist Threats

By and others ⋅ July 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” Londoners have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz began in 1940 and tea supplies all […]

Australia Gets Drunk, Wakes up in the North Atlantic

By and others ⋅ July 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml

Origin of Species

By and others ⋅ July 30, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books – the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.”

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