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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Having a bad day?

Just in case you are having a bad day! There was a case in a Chicago hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with […]

Dead Deer Talking – the video

Dead Deer Talking Here is the video as well http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=3714

Blonde bull moment

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their check book, then takes their […]

Food laws

To lighten whatever load … A rabbi who loved his food had always been curious about the tight restrictions of the Jewish diet, but had never violated the kosher laws. But this day he was in a strange village; it was lunchtime and he was starving. He went into a restaurant and was surveying the […]

Shortest Poem? Another one

And this one ? http://www.vaucanson.org/lettres/pagespourrire/soft.htm by dylan thomas

Interesting Questions (more)

Interesting Questions a.. Atheism is a non-prophet organization? b.. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him… is he still wrong? c.. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? d.. Is there another word […]

Suggestions for school-leavers’ prank

What’s a good senior prank me and my friends could do? Plant marijuana seeds in the principal’s yard. Graduation will be over by the time anything surfaces. You could raise a pirate flag somewhere, cement a toilet bowl somewhere in the school, get 2006 toothpicks or plastic forks and spend the night stabbing them into […]

Sad

A horse walked into a bar and the barman said, “Why the long face?”.

Alphabet

“Why do mug J.P.s vex Fritz Blank, Q.C?” – which gives us: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

Funny Videos: Dead Deer Talking Prank

You mightn’t like everything the deer says, but this is very funny Dead Deer Talking Prank – This is soooo funny. People actually talk to it. http://www.agilous.com/view/Videos/Funny/Dead-Deer-Talking-Prank#video