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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Things we want to know

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Do penguins have knees? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Can you cry underwater? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? Why […]

Two more short poems

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

How about, “Adam ‘ad ’em.” ? or Madam, I’m Adam.

Another short poem

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

My 11th grade English lit book gave the shortest poem as: Fleas Adam Had ’em.

Fancy a day off?

By and others ⋅ March 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Well I think you should all have had February 26th off. And March 22nd is a day off for me 😉 http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/flamingchickens/weird_holidays.html

Question

By and others ⋅ March 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. If it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.

Sometimes you don’t have to be a rocket scientist

By and others ⋅ March 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to […]

Wife vs husband

By and others ⋅ March 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, […]

Perfect Friend

By and others ⋅ March 8, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section then buy a dog. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you then buy a dog. If you want someone who will eat whatever you […]

Airlines

By and others ⋅ March 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

My wife, a flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger with overloaded bags tried to stuff his belongings into the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage. “When I fly other airlines,” he said irritably, “I don’t have this […]

Housework

By and others ⋅ March 7, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING! I don’t do windows because … I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don’t wax floors because … I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don’t mind […]

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