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Senior exercises
Senior Exercises The Doc told me to start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following: Beat around the bush Jump to conclusions Climb the walls Wade through the morning paper Drag my heels Push my luck Make mountains out of mole hills Hit the nail on the head […]
Oops
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow. Even though he could have beaten the red light by flooring it and accelerating through the intersection, he did the right thing by stopping at the busy crosswalk. The tailgating woman behind him was furious and […]
Climate Change and our grandchildren
[Switch on irony detection unit] [1] If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for? [2] Similarly, why should we care about future generations? What have they ever done for us?
Various… for laughs
“I had surgery this year. Nothing serious, thank God. But just before I went under I heard the one thing you don’t want to hear, ‘Where’s my lucky scalpel?'” –Jonathan Ketz ——————————————————- Growing up as a kid, I learned all about capitalism through the board game Monopoly. I mean, what better way to teach a […]
Blonde in a plane
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have […]
Funny Videos
Reporter Gets High – Funny video clip of reporter getting high on fumes.. http://www.agilous.com/view/Videos/Funny/Reporter-Gets-High/ Fireworks Prank – Firecrackers prank http://www.agilous.com/view/Videos/Funny/Fireworks-Prank/ (Classic clip of the comedy series “Have I got news for you” which is touted across the web as genuine footage )
Perfection
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size 8. The obviously well trained salesman says, “But sir, you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half.” “Just bring me a size eight.” The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain. […]
Dark Suckers
Dark Sucker For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don’t emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light. First, […]
Life’s Wisdom
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old […]
Blonde car trouble
A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to […]
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