Humor
The Old Pastor’s Last Request
An old pastor lays dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The […]
Rocket prank leaves man in hospital
Rocket prank leaves man in hospital A man is in hospital with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework rocket from his backside. Safety campaigners say they have never come across such a bizarre incident but it is thought the man, 22, could have been copying a scene from the controversial film […]
Short Story
A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sex (3 Mystery. Below is the only A+ short story in the entire class. “Good God, I’m pregnant; I wonder who […]
Less !
LESS !…pretty TRUE!!!! 21st Century…. Our communication – Wireless Our dress – Topless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education […]
Hearing Aid
One day at the veterinarian’s office where I take my cat, a man and the receptionist were verbally sparring. After a few moments a technician came to her co-worker’s defense. “Sir…Do you know what happens to aggressive males in this office???” . ========================== . A man brags to a friend about his new high-tech hearing […]
The Middle Wife
2nd grade teacher I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get […]
I’m My Own Grandpaw
I’m My Own Grandpaw Many, many years ago when I was twenty three, I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed. This made my dad my son […]
Trappist Order
:-)= After De Rance set up the Trappist order, the first few years were turbulent, with only one sentence per year allowed the whole community, and that to be said over breakfast … . :-)= 1664: Brother Francis : :-)= This porridge is cold. :-)= 1665: Brother Benedict: :-)= This porridge is too hot. :-)= […]
Hearing Aid
“Doc, since you fixed my hearing aid, I don’t miss a thing!” crowed the elderly patient. “Your family must be happy, not having to yell so much any more,” replied the audiologist. “Oh, I haven’t told them,” he explained, “and since I’ve been listening to their conversations, I’ve changed my will three times!”
Why Computers Sometimes Crash!
Why Computers Sometimes Crash! By Dr. Seuss. (Read this to yourself aloud – it’s great!) If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an […]
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