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# Exam paper for philosophy students: Q: “Is this a question?” To which one student responded: A: “If it is, this is the answer!” (…and was reluctantly awarded an “A”). ~~~ # Note found pinned to Masters’ Common Room door: “Bread is the staff of Life, but life of the Staff is one long loaf.”
So much to look forward to
October 25, 2006 10:59 AM To commemorate her 69th birthday on October 1, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan’s Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was “My Favorite Things” from the legendary movie “Sound Of Music.” Here are the lyrics she […]
A T M’s
DRIVE THROUGH ATM PROCEDURES A sign in the lobby in an American bank reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicle. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful […]
Mettre le son
One of the most creative pieces I have seen! Move your cursor & watch what happens! Just use the pointer and click on one or more of the boxes in the upper right corner. Keep your sound on. Click here: http://www.chezmaya.com/applet/valentin.htm
Couple driving
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8 year old’s explanation of God
This was written by 8 year old Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. I just wonder if any of us could do as well??? EXPLANATION OF GOD “One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that […]
IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE
IN HONOR OF STUPID PEOPLE. On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (That’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap.” (and that would be???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners — “Serving suggestion: Defrost.” (but, it’s just a […]
Supermarket
I was teaching a First Aid Class for some very senior citizens at a Retirement Village here in Gippsland. One older gentleman in our group, did not seem to be willing to respond to questions about other possible actions, that might be taken, if something we thought might be an effective method of treatment did […]
The Cell Phone and the Bible
The CELL PHONE and the BIBLE I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone? What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets? What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it? What if we flipped through it several times a […]
Thoughts on Marriage
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door. “Where would you like to sit?” he asked politely. “The front row, please,” she answered. “You really don’t want to do that,” the usher said. “This minister is really boring.” “Do you happen to know who I am?” […]
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