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Medical Fraud
*Medical Fraud* The police recently busted a man selling ‘secret formula’ tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1928 and 1983.
Shirley Goodnest & Marcy
A mom was concerned about her kindergarten daughter walking to school. She didn’t want her mother to walk with her. She wanted to give her the feeling that she had some independence but yet know that she was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs. Goodnest, […]
English as she is spoke
A Polish man moved to the U.S. and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him, “very quick.” The lawyer said that the speed for getting a […]
Ten Things You Never Hear In Church
1. “Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew!” 2. “I was so enthralled, I never even noticed your sermon went 25 minutes overtime.” 3. “Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.” 4. “I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I’ve been sending to TV Evangelists.” 5. “I’ll […]
Games Christians Play
“I love horseshoes,” said Zeke McKowski of Johnson City, Tennessee. “I always have. Guess I always will. Before Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting we play horseshoes. We’re a bunch of happy Christians who love the toss them irons. It’s about the most Christian game there is. Don’t get as many ringers as we’d like. But we […]
God Announces Recall of Entire Human Race
(Warning: irony here 🙂 Courtesy of Postcards from the Pug Bus By Salguod Aug 2, 2006, 08:51 MORGANTON, W.V. – In what business analysts are calling a move unprecedented in the history of manufacturing, God announced yesterday the immediate recall of all currently functioning human beings. The action came after centuries of complaints to God […]
The Bible Thief
(Please note before you email me: this is in the *Humor* section. That means it may or may not be related to history as we understand it, but may be related to other realities 🙂 ~~~ “Somebody stole my Bible,” said Andy Jenkins. “They swiped it. I seen it in the house one day and […]
Strategiic Overview
The recently proposed changes in the Anglican Communion are reflected in the latest high-level strategy : http://j-walkblog.com/blog/docs/platform.htm
Excuses
If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk 1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen. 2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to. 3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. 4. I wasn’t […]
Sons are fun
A son can also teach you things, like A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, […]
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