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Elephant memory
Incredible story about an elephant’s memory… A young man was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. While he was walking through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on […]
Love is . . .
A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: ————————————————————————– “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather […]
Mommyisms
— — Shalom! Rowland Croucher “I would not give a fig for the simplicity this side of complexity, but I would give my life for the simplicity on the other side of complexity” (Oliver Wendell Holmes) http://jmm.org.au/ – 17,600 articles; 4000 jokes/funnies ————————————————————————- Ramon A.Williams – Worldwide Photos PO Box 494 – Padstow NSW 2211 […]
Sherlock Holmes Joke
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and […]
Light Bulbs (again)
CHANGING A LIGHT BULB THE CHRISTIAN WAY How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb? Charismatic: Only 1 Hands are already in the air. Pentecostal: 10 One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. Presbyterians: None Lights will go on and off at predestined times. Roman […]
Marriage
TODAYS RIDDLE : I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time. What am I? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here […]
Children
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was “DON’T!” “Don’t what?” Adam replied. “Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said. “Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!!!!!” “No Way!” “Yes way!” “Do NOT eat the fruit!” said God. “Why” “Because I am […]
Christian Bumper Stickers
CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER TOP 10 THINGS PEOPLE WON’T SAY WHEN THEY SEE A CHRISTIAN BUMPER STICKER OR FISH SYMBOL ON A CAR…… 10. “Look! Let’s stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.” 9. “Don’t worry, Billy, those people are Christians – they must have good reason for driving 90 miles […]
Jesus Sighting
😉 Jesus Sighting An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded yes, so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The […]
Us old blokes rule, OK!
The Old Poodle A wealthy lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The […]
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