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The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. “Well,” said the Director, “we […]
Dear God
Dear God (children’s prayers) 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce 3. Dear Mr. […]
An Older Couple…
An older couple is lying in bed one morning. They had just awakened from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he asked. She answered, “Because I’m dead.” The husband asked. “What are you talking about? We’re both lying here in bed together and talking to […]
New Home
TODAYS RIDDLE : Can you uncover what each group of three has in common? 1. doughnut notebook golf course 2. turtle peanut oyster 3. brown polar Kodiak 4. cough tear rain 5. soap granola candy /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x […]
Winery
TODAYS RIDDLE : Removing an appendix is called an appendectomy, removing tonsils is called a tonsilectomy. What is it called when they remove a growth from your head? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ A haircut […]
Just imagine
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it”. For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice […]
Van Gogh
Van Gogh’s Family Tree His dizzy aunt ———————————–Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes ———————–Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store——-Stop n Gogh The grandfather from Yugoslavia———————U Gogh The cousin from Illinois————————– Chica Gogh His magician uncle ————————-Where-diddy Gogh His Mexican cousin———— A mee Gogh The nephew who drove a stage coach————Wells-far […]
Book Titles
America’s Longest River By: Misses Hippy Artificial Clothing By: Polly Ester Breaking the Law By: Kermit A. Krime Broken Beds By: Squeak E. Springs The Color of Eggs By: Summer Brown Danger! By: Luke Out Don’t Hurt Me! By: I. Bruce Easley Downpour! By: Wayne Dwops Errors and Accidents By: Miss Takes and Miss Haps […]
Hospital records
Actual writings in an Hospital (South Africa) Register 1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with B only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days. 5. She […]
Bible Trivia
ENJOY! Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add […]
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