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Where do pets come from?
Where do pets come from? ? A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and […]
If College Students Had Written The Bible
🙂 If College Students Had Written The Bible The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning — cold. The Ten Commandments would actually be only five — double-spaced and written in a large font. A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit reselling. Forbidden fruit would have been […]
Dear Abby…
Abigail Van Buren writes an agony aunt column in the US. The following are actual letters that Dear Abby admitted she was at a total loss to answer: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in […]
Father and baby
One night a wife found her husband standing over their newborn baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. He would stand back, shake his head and say, “Amazing,” while smiling from ear […]
College Graduate
TODAYS RIDDLE : Cathy has six pairs of black gloves and six pairs of brown gloves in her drawer. In complete darkness, how many gloves must she take from the drawer in order to be sure to get a pair that match? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x […]
If You Want
If You Want . . . If you want someone who will bring you the paper, without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you: If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in […]
In the cyberspace beginning
THE ORIGIN OF THE INTERNET In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was named Amazon Dot Com. And […]
A Fishy story
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she’s just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she’s ever had. After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She is met by two brothers, “Hello, I’m Brother Michael, […]
Bible Belt Krazy Humor
From a netfriend: Thank you for the link below http://jmm.org.au/articles/17609.htm It’s with much gratitude that I write to thank you for the above link. Having grown up in the Bible Belt one is left with much faith, hope and apparently, mischief. Thank you for your tolerance and kindness. What follows is my favorite link(s) to […]
Getting old
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. “Want anything while I’m in the […]
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