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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

How Do You Decide Who to Marry?

By and others ⋅ July 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry […]

Diet

By and others ⋅ July 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE : See If You Can Figure Out What These Words Have In Common……. Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x In all of the words listed, if you […]

For Sale

By and others ⋅ July 21, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE : You can’t keep this until you have given it. /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x Your Word. . ========================== . The following is an ad is supposedly from a real-life newspaper which appeared […]

Singing Horses

By and others ⋅ July 19, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Click on a horse or four… http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

Pecans in the Cemetery

By and others ⋅ July 6, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Pecans in the Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me. One for […]

Satan Cause of Bad Grammar

By and others ⋅ July 4, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

“You knowed the Devil was in town because everybody speaks bad grammar,” said Charles Stoller. “Every time he visits east Tennessee we don’t know the difference between the King’s English and a horse’s butt. I can’t stand myself when I talk bad. Mess me up something awful. I’m all confused. Don’t know how to use […]

Mission Field

By and others ⋅ July 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

ALWAYS IN HIS THOUGHTS A minister was speaking at a farewell dinner, given in his honour before he was to enter the mission field. He said: “Brothers and sisters, I thank you for your support and for all your kind wishes — and I want you to know that when I am on that distant […]

JWs and Atheist

By and others ⋅ July 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all………

Dalmatian

By and others ⋅ July 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE : Each pair of hints below relates to two words. One of the words is the other one spelled backward. What are the ten word pairs? Example: married, moisture Answer: wed, dew 1. light source, rodents 2. dwell, wicked 3. retain, sneaking look 4. weapons, tight fit 5. portion, catching device 6. prize, […]

Politics – head and heart

By and others ⋅ June 28, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

“My grandmother’s brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family.” –Emo Phillips

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