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I’d Love To Be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again” she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day! He put her on every […]
Going dancing
Two elderly ladies were discussing the upcoming dance at the country club. “We’re supposed to wear something that matches our husband’s hair, so I’m wearing black,” said Mrs. Smith. “Oh my,” said Mrs. Jones, “I’d better not go.”
Elderly women
Elderly women… Two elderly women had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. At one of their card games one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get […]
Baptist Preacher
TODAYS RIDDLE: . Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. . “Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s […]
Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America…..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ! Only in America……do banks leave both doors open […]
Blaming Others
(~) BLAMING OTHERS “Johnny, where’s your homework?” asked the teacher, more in hope than expectation. “Sorry,” said Johnny, “I couldn’t do it, there was too much noise at home.” “Noise? All evening? What kind of noise?” asked the teacher. “It was the television, ma’am, it was just too loud. I couldn’t do my homework.” “Now […]
The Basics of Cricket
Netfriend: I have no idea of even the basics of cricket, and would have a hard time finding an analogy to it! My helpfulness: Basics (hope this helps): The game is played by two groups. The first group is in and the second group goes out. Some of the group which is in, go out. […]
Drink Driving
From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car […]
A Chilling ghost tale
story True Australian ‘Ghost Story’ – do not read if you have a weak heart. This story happened a short while ago in Brisbane, and even though It sounds a little Alfred Hitchcock, …. it’s true. John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was hitch hiking about 100k north of Brisbane on an unlit country road […]
Which one is worse?
Three old ladies were discussing the trials and tribulations of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich.” The second lady chimed in with, […]
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