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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Telephone Company

By and others ⋅ February 6, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Telstra Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia.” Mujibar said, “I am ready.” The officer said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.” Mujibar […]

Being British

By and others ⋅ February 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Being British and Quote of the Year One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers “what it means to be British?”. Some of the emails are hilarious but this is one from a chap in Switzerland … “Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian […]

What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?

By and others ⋅ February 3, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

The following are reported to be actual epitaphs on tombstones: Here lies Ann Mann; She lived an old maid And she died an old Mann. (Bath Abbey, England) Here lies Lester Moore Four slugs from a 44 No Les No Moore (Tombstone, Arizona) Sacred to the memory of Anthony Drake, Who died for peace and […]

Just read….

By and others ⋅ February 1, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Just read… ..an article on heavy drinking…scared the **** out of me. So thats it now…I have decided! x x x x x x x x x x> From now on… no more reading!

Clues

By and others ⋅ January 30, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

To quote a friend “You wouldn’t be able to get a clue, in a clue colony, during the clue mating season, with a bottle of clue musk”.

Marriage proposal

By and others ⋅ January 30, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

An old fellow fell in love with a lady. He got down on his knees and told her there were two things he would like to ask her. She replied, “OK.” He said, “Will you marry me?” She replied, “Yes,” then asked what his second question was. He replied, “Will you help me up?”

Teenage son

By and others ⋅ January 30, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her teenage son. Suddenly, the boy bursts into the kitchen. “Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my! WHERE are we going to get […]

Christmas

By and others ⋅ January 30, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

It was the first day of school after the summer holidays, and the school teacher asked the children to tell the class how they spent Christmas. The first boy said: “We are Roman Catholics, so we opened our presents, then we went to midnight mass.” A little girl piped up: “We are Protestants, so we […]

Christmas Cake Recipe

By and others ⋅ January 30, 2006 ⋅ One comment

CHRISTMAS CAKE RECIPE WITH A DIFFERENCE. Ingredients:::: 1 cup of water. 1 tsp. baking powder. 1 cup brown sugar. Lemon juice. 4 large eggs. Lots of nuts. 1 bottle vodka. 2 cups dried fruit. Method::: Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the vodka again. To be sure it is of […]

Destroy someone’s web site! :-)

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Destroy someone’s web site! (Wait for half a minute) Work out those frustrations…. http://www.netdisaster.com/ Enjoy:)

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