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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Burglar

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: . Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in the family? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ 9 family members total. 6 daughters, 1 brother, […]

80 year old wife gets jail time

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, “What did you steal?” She replied: a can of peaches. The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in […]

If you think life is a bit rough – with apologies to any nurses…

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

If you think life is a bit rough – with apologies to any nurses… A general was visiting a field hospital, close to the lines, seeking to rally the sad and sorry. In one ward, he spoke to the soldier in the first bed. “What’s your problem, son?” “Sir, I have an ulcerated leg!” “What’s […]

A New Year Greeting

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

How’s this for a new year greeting on a church notice board!! http://simoncareyholt.blogspot.com/2005/10/church-sign-6.html to which someone responded: My favorite: No entry. Keep out. Trespassers will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Signed: Sisters of Mercy!

Mercy

By and others ⋅ January 27, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Is this a (contrived) theological or a theatrical point? Two kangaroo shooters broke down in the outback, and followed the rule of staying with their vehicle. But after three weeks of waiting their rations were a bit low, so they drained the radiator into a few bottles and set off in search of help. > […]

Marriage

By and others ⋅ January 24, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

. Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. . Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling. But I don’t have any worries or troubles. . Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet. . ========================== . I was meeting a friend in a bar, and […]

Mental Health

By and others ⋅ January 24, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: . I hear: “It, It, It, It, …” You hear: “I_, I_, I_, I_, …” Why ? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ . You will not hear the end of It. . ========================== […]

Bird gift

By and others ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

A young zoologist sent a beautiful parrot from the jungle as a gift to his elderly grandfather. Grandpa wrote back and thanked him for such a delicious meal. The stunned grandson phoned him: “Grandpa, how could you kill that bird and eat it? He could speak three languages!” “Well,” replied Grandpa, “He should have said […]

Jokes

By and others ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

Three Feelings: What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me. […]

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By and others ⋅ January 23, 2006 ⋅ Post a comment

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