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Two Brooms
(I think there’s a moral or a message or something in this, somewhere. But where?) Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom […]
One too many?
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night. Mick, the barman, says “You’ll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy”. Paddy replies “OK Mick, I’ll be on my way den.” Paddy spins around on his stool, steps off, and falls flat on his face. “Shoite” he says […]
Important scientific news
Important scientific news?? Mr Buckley’s exploding trousers and other scientific observations Jeanne Lenzer New York A possible cure for narcolepsy, the peculiar case of Richard Buckley’s exploding trousers, and the curious “pitch drop experiment” were among the subjects that inspired this year’s Ig Nobel prizewinners. The “Igs,” awarded for science that “first makes you laugh, […]
Two Interesting Years
Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe 3. Australia lost the Ashes 4. Pope Died Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married (again) 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again) 3. Australia lost the Ashes 4. Pope Died In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry and Liverpool wins […]
Thirty Lines
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! 4.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal […]
Bible Brain Twister
============================= . Bible Brain Twister By John Kezer I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. It was a lulu, kept people looking so hard for facts, and for others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books are not capitalized, but the […]
Siamese twins
. TODAYS RIDDLE I am large as a castle, yet lighter than air. 100 men and their horses cannot move me. What am I? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ The shadow of the castle . […]
When You Rearrange …
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I’ve received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. DORMITORY When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION […]
Can you solve this mystery?
There appears to be no record of the death of the philosopher Descartes, who was famous for his statement: “I think, therefore I am!” The best explanation appears to come from an episode at a tavern, where Descartes and his confreres were sinking a few not so quiet ones. When Descartes ordered another round of […]
Jack Nicholson Prank Call
Having a flat out, busy day? Well take a minute’s break like I did and have a listen to this, it is from a morning radio show. If you have seen the movie a Few Good Men with Jack Nicholson you will get a really good laugh out of it and if you haven’t you […]
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