Humor
Blondes
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to […]
Men Strike Back!
MEN STRIKE BACK How many men does it take to open a beer? None – It should be opened by the time she brings it —————————————————————- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to […]
On Marriage
;=) On Marriage “Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.” “Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you’d be surprised at the number that re-enlist.” – James Garner “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.” – Benjamin Franklin “Don’t assume that every sad-eyed woman […]
The Washington Post new word competition
Each year the Washington Post asks readers to take any word from the dictionary … alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. a.. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. b.. Reintarnation: Coming back to life […]
More worthy rules to live one’s life to
a.. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. b.. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. c.. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship “I apologize” and “You are right.” d.. Everyone […]
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark
Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark… 1.. Don’t miss the boat. 2.. Remember that we are all in the same boat. 3.. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. 4.. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. […]
Handy for Your Resume
ACTION VERBS FOR DEFINING JOB RESPONSIBILITIES Account To give a report on; to furnish a justifying analysis or explanation. Achieve To bring to a successful conclusion. Act To perform a specified function. Adapt To suit or fit any modification. Advise To recommend a course of action; to counsel; to give advice to (not simply to […]
Eve and the serpent
The Lord asked Eve — so the story goes — why she had sinned. Eve accused the apple. The apple accused the serpent. And the serpent didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Ranch
. TODAYS RIDDLE: . Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, when tired, never winking. . What is it? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ . A Fish . ============================= . The […]
More Bumper Stickers
More Bumper Sticker that prove American’s have a great sense of humor! a.. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. b.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me. c.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. d.. I used to have a handle on […]
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