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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

One of God’s Main Jobs…

By and others ⋅ August 10, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

written by an 8 year old boy from California, for his third grade homework assignment to “Explain God”. “One of God’s main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of things here on earth. He doesn’t make grown-ups, just babies. […]

If you don’t pass this on in the next five seconds

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

If you don’t pass this on in the next five seconds … http://www.softlab.ece.ntua.gr/~sivann/pub/swf/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf all your hair will fall out…

The right question

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: . The “he” puzzle: Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters ‘he’ (in that order). (Actually, there are two possible correct answers — and “hehe” is not an acceptable solution.) /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x […]

Think & Reason

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

============================= . Think of a number from 1 to 10 . . . Multiply that number by 9 . . . If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together . . . Now subtract 5 . . . Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with […]

Illegal Immigrant

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

. TODAYS RIDDLE: . What do the numbers 3, 7, 8, 40, 50, and 60 have in common that no other whole numbers have? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x x x x x \/ When spelled out they each have […]

Telemarketing

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

We telemarketers know we’re universally loathed. Still, some people are quite pleasant on the phone. One day I called a number and asked to speak with Mr. Morgan. . The woman who answered explained that he no longer lived at that address, but she did have a number where he could be reached. . I […]

Suburbanites

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. […]

Hope everyone has a happy weekend

By and others ⋅ August 8, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

These yarns won’t guarantee it, but they may help… The Talking Dog In the stress-free solitude of the Mallee, just outside Yaapeet, a bushwalker noticed a sign dangling on a broken gate: “Talking Dog for Sale.” Curiosity prompted him to go in, where he met the owner and asked about the dog. The owner’s terse […]

Raw material for complaining

By and others ⋅ July 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/

The Ultimate Flame

By and others ⋅ July 29, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3a3709544a6e.htm

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