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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Blonde cop

By and others ⋅ March 15, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Blonde cop… A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her Cadillac XLR and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. The driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. What does it look like?”she finally […]

John Cleese letter

By and others ⋅ March 11, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

There only be one England Malcolm To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical […]

Laws of life

By and others ⋅ March 11, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Laws of life…… LORENZ’s LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ANTHONY’S LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. KOVAC’S CONUNDRUM: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. CANNON’S KARMIC LAW: If […]

Angel Report

By and others ⋅ March 10, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

How good are you lot going??? One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When […]

Happiness

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another

Aren’t you offended?

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

These comments are meant to offend everyone equally. If, for some reason you are not offended, please write me with a description of yourself including your name, race, weight, religious views, political party, strong opinions, physical disabilities and anything else that you are touchy about, and I will try to offend you in a future […]

Hell

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs […]

Funny pics

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.phlog.net/user/Leanne&albumid=344

Rabbi’s sermons

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Rabbi Bloom was getting quite a reputation for his sermons. His synagogue was always packed because his congregation didn’t want to miss a single one of his words. One Sabbath, one member had to go to another synagogue to attend a nephew’s bar mitzvah. Because he didn’t want to miss the sermon, he asked one […]

2005

By and others ⋅ March 9, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN…. 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. […]

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