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Christmas for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks […]
Can you name these Christmas songs?
(Separate answers from clues for your family Christmas-time). 1. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas! Oh Holy Night 2. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres Jingle Bell Rock 3. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad’s mom by a precipitous darling Grandma got run over by a reindeer 4. Wanted in December: top […]
Christmas: One for the Girls
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. […]
Fertilizer
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy. “Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer. “You […]
God’s laws
(Variants of this having been floating around the Internet for years. Pastors: good idea to have some answers, when a member of your congregation brings this to you!) Dear friends, Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s law. I have learned a great deal from this group and try to share […]
Genealogy Mnemonics
Don’t Misspell the Word Genealogy This is fairly basic, but many people new to genealogy research have trouble spelling the word genealogy. There are several ways that people spell the word, the most common being “geneology” with geneaology coming in a close second. A more exhaustive list will include almost every variation: geneology, geneaology, genlogy, […]
Riddle
============================= I have not yet begun to procrastinate ! ============================= TODAYS RIDDLE: You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it? What is it? /\ x x x x x Scroll down for the answer x x x x x Here it comes x […]
The Importance Of A Good Translation
The following is a collection of signs in English from other countries: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing please do not read this notice. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During […]
Driving
A man was driving home late one night and missed his junction. No one was around so he simply reversed backwards a couple of yards intending to turn into the road he should have done. He hit a car coming towards him but caused no damage. The police came and spoke to both drivers. The […]
Psychological Profile
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test. Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young […]
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