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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

King of the Jungle

By and others ⋅ November 30, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

The lion was proud of his mastery of the animal kingdom. One day he decided to make sure all the other animals knew he was king of the jungle. He was so confident that he bypassed the smaller animals and went straight to the bear. “Who is the king of the jungle?” the lion asked. […]

Seasoned Christmas!

By and others ⋅ November 28, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

http://www.bonnet-it.dk/annsholm/the_christmas_menu_dsl%5B1%5D.wmv

Rowland: a song

By and others ⋅ November 28, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

What a faithful man is Rowland, wise in years and study, He has been around the circuit, preaching Jesus everywhere, Just as Wesley rode round England, Rowland knows each town in Aus, He has learnt what many haven’t, God is not constrained by us. Are you weak and historically challenged? Are you fearful of intelligence? […]

Healthy Places

By and others ⋅ November 25, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in Florida. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver… “Say, is this really a healthful place?” “It sure is,” the cabby replied. “When I came here I couldn’t say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn’t have the strength to walk […]

Cowboy

By and others ⋅ November 24, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks them as fast as he can. The bartender says, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.” The cowboy replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast […]

Examination Bloopers

By and others ⋅ November 24, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

The following questions and answers were collected from U K 2002 GCSE exams, and are some of the answers given by British students writing their fifth form (Year 11) GCSE exams. These are genuine responses, they cheer up a teachers day no end Geography q: name the four seasons a: salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar […]

Pharisees and Sadducees

By and others ⋅ November 23, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

I wrote: And I can’t forget what a SS (that’s Sunday School) teacher said about these people. They didn’t believe in resurrection, so they were ‘sad you see’ :-)! John responded: Yea, the kids in our church sing a song like that: (bits and pieces, not the whole song) I don’t want to be a […]

Worms

By and others ⋅ November 23, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Little Josh was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn’t eaten anything for days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck. He tried a little scolding. It didn’t work. A little pleading, to no avail. Finally he sat down, faced the boy, looked him in the eye. He said […]

Bush and IQ

By and others ⋅ November 23, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Did you hear the story about Bush (Dubya) being shocked when he heard half the country had below average IQ?

A Riddle, Police Story And Other Humour

By and others ⋅ November 22, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

TODAYS RIDDLE: What is the next letter in the following sequence? Hint: Regardless of when you solve this, it will be just in time. S M H D W M? ============================= A police car pulls up in front of Grandma Bessie’s house, and Grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explains that this elderly gentleman […]

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