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Conversations
This is *supposedly* the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR […]
Is your computer male or female?
Is your computer male or female? (stolen) And now for the question of the day – is your computer “male” or “female”? – You decide! As you are aware, ships have long been characterised as being female as in “Steady as she goes” or “She’s listing to starboard, Captain!” Recently, a group of computer scientists […]
Important Health Information
Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it. Don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car […]
Non Living Genders
Message Non-Living Genders You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; For example… 1) Freezer Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s […]
Favourite Lines From Films
From a Usenet humor group: The 101 Dalmatians film with Glenn Close. As Cruella Deville she turns to her creepy butler and asks “what kind of sycophant are you?” The reply being “what kind of sycophant do you want me to be?” Beat that for clever AND funny! I saw this with my kids in […]
Graphic Humor & Inspiration
Graphic Humor & Inspiration 06-10-04 Move mouse pointer over the picture: http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Graphic Humor & Inspiration is sent as available once each day. Graphics are provided by subscribers. Editor: Richard G Wimer
Protection
The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations. Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious! Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail. They must […]
Trew Kristyun Jesus Jingles
“Ninure Saunders” wrote: -Trew Kristyun Jesus Jingles -Visit http://members.aol.com/jesusandsue7/Page16.html Finally checked this site out a bit…. It’s actually rather cute. All Parody songs on this home page are by Righteous Pop. Most are parody songs of the 50’s.
Church Bulletin Typos
CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS Thank God for church women with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. 2. Announcement in a church bulletin for a […]
The Debate – without words!
About a century or two ago, the Pope challenged the Jewish community of Rome to a debate. The Jews looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. It was too risky. So they finally picked an old man named Moishe who spent his life sweeping up after […]
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