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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Say it quickly

By and others ⋅ June 22, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A Good One

By and others ⋅ June 22, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

A GOOD ONE. A Volvo driver was pulled over by a police car when clocked at doing 180kph. The policeman got out of his car and approached the driver. “Today is your lucky day, sir. I already have my quota so I am not going to book you, but I am curious as to why […]

Why humanity is in trouble

By and others ⋅ June 18, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

The reason humanity is in such a mess is because of trees. It was the picking of a fruit off a tree which got us into this mess and now we make wars over the contents of an old book which was also made from trees.

How to Tell

By and others ⋅ June 18, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would you mind telling me, Doctor,” he asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him […]

Elevator etiquette

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Anonymity is highly prized among those who (literally) experience life’s ups and downs together. But here are few steps to break down the impersonal nature of any journey. Open your handbag or briefcase a centimetre or two, look in, and ask: “Got enough air in there?” Smile at another passenger and announce cheerfully: “I’ve got […]

Three Sisters

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Three sisters, aged 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, “Was I gettin’ in or out of the bath?” The 94-year old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” […]

Classic Christian bumper stickers

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Classic Christian bumper stickers latest hot collectible NEW YORK – “Honk if you love Jesus” – and $1 million. In a sure sign of a rebounding economy, original Christian bumper stickers have become the market’s latest hot collectible, with specimens from “Not perfect, just forgiven” to the original “Jesus on board” routinely fetching $10,000 to […]

God’s Diet

By and others ⋅ June 16, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

from http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Crete/6111/parody/parody.htm A parody is reality with a comedic twist, designed to teach a principle or to make a point. A Divine Parody aims first of all to convey Christian principles, often pointing to reform. A parody might incidentally expose human foibles, criticize complacency and hypocrisy, and tweak the noses of the prideful or those […]

Anagrams

By and others ⋅ June 14, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

Did you know Presbyterian is an anagram of Britney Spears ? Thought you all needed to know that. For others visit http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/1521/9anagrams.html

Funny Name Places

By and others ⋅ June 14, 2004 ⋅ Post a comment

http://places2.jump-around.com/closest/ Just enter your (UK) Post code ~~~ Cock Bush Hall Farm Cock Heads Bitchagreen Fanny Barks Cum Hag Wood Spital Tongues Crackpot Hairy Side Dicken-Dyke Wetwang Ooh…plenty near me. They missed Fryup – near Whitby. ~~~ Hmm – It doesn’t bring up anything for my ZIP code. Here have mine Beaver Dyke (map) 13.1 […]

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