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Laughter For A Saturday
“ABOUT FROST” My English professor was stopped for speeding. When asked why she was driving so fast, she quoted Robert Frost: “I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep.” DRINKING AND DRIVING When my son was about 4 years old, we were driving down the road. I took a drink of […]
Christian cliches
From a netfriend: Some suggested buzz words and phrases: “getting into the Word” (always refer to the Bible as “the Word”) “values” having “a burden” “Lord, grant us wisdom” (use the word “Lord” a lot and like a proper name when praying out loud) “special music” “witnessing” “that ministered to my spirit” (talk a lot […]
Great Boss (more)
From a couple of netfriends: Not a new story http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/fired.asp Snopes don’t quite know the whole of it! My dad said they used to tell that story about Gordon Selfridge in the 1920s. Selfridge (of Selfridge’s, he was a Yank!) made it a rule that his warehousemen had to have their coats off and their […]
How God Spots A Christian Quiz
The Bible teaches us that external appearances are VERY important to God. We must use extreme caution while grooming ourselves or God might not even acknowledge us! What is a True Christian ® supposed to look like in order for God to be able to spot him? …. 1. What does Jesus say about a woman’s […]
New Zealand
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for Six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?” God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael, look what I’ve made.” Archangel […]
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Relocating Demons
And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them. And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea, (they were about two thousand;) and were choked […]
Jesus, That’s Not Funny!
from http://www.godsfriends.org/Vol14/No3/not-funny.html Jesus, That’s Not Funny! by Donald Schell Jesus’ best-loved parables have all been carefully interpreted over the centuries to mute their startling, unbalancing humor-but I think people love them because some ghostly laughter remains despite the preachers’ efforts to tame it and explain around it. At St. Gregory’s liturgies we enjoy hearing a […]
Great Boss
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of thefacilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! […]
Religious Funnies
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods. Make God laugh – plan for the future. A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?” Adam […]
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