Humor
More About Collingwood
For all you Collingwood fans. (myself included) Why should you never swerve to hit a Collingwood supporter who is riding a bike? It may be your bike that he stole. What has 100 feet and no teeth? The Collingwood cheer squad. What is the difference between Eddie McGuire and a jet engine? Sometimes the jet […]
You Thought You Had A Bad Day?
Everybody has difficulty in life, but several years ago, Brian Hise of Provo, Utah experienced more difficulty than any human being should have on a single day. First, a water pipe broke in the upstairs apartment above his own and flooded his apartment. So the manager told him to go out and rent a water […]
Memorial
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, […]
Unusual Mergers
The last few weeks have seen many company mergers. Here are some possible mergers to expect in the future: 1. Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organs. 2. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild. 3. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. […]
Car Wars
A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging to the Mini Cooper owner that his was the best car that money could buy. “This is the best limo that […]
Obedient
A woman called up a pet store and said, “Send me thirty-thousand cockroaches at once.” “What in the world do you want with thirty-thousand cockroaches?” asked the astonished clerk.”Well,” replied the woman, “I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition I found them.”
Interesting [2]
* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. If air travel is so safe why do they call the place you depart from the Terminal ?
Genius And Stupidity
“What’s the difference between genius and stupidity? There’s a limit to genius!”
Interesting
* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station… * I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what genius came up with, “Quit while you’re ahead”? […]
Strange People
I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. “How would you feel,” I asked, “if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn’t you be a bit scared?” […]
Categories
Articles may be reproduced in any medium, without applying for permission
(provided they are unedited, and retain the original author/copyright information - and a reference to this website :-)!
26,756 articles online.
Protected by Akismet, Digital Ninjas and an Ion Cannon. Really.
Blog with WordPress