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Truths
TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old […]
Miracle
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a […]
Try This
Message ARE YOU THE WEAKEST LINK? Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. You can’t take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil or paper! OK? Let’s find out just how smart and clever you really are. Ready? … GO!!! FIRST QUESTION: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position […]
Super Granny Defender Of Justice
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it! […]
Lost
“We pass this way but once,” we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless I’ve studied a map, that isn’t necessarily true. So I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. “You […]
Bumper Stickers
If You Can Read This, I Can Slam On My Brakes And Sue You Forget World Peace — Visualize Turning Off Your Turn Signal! HANG UP AND DRIVE! Where There’s A Will…I Want To Be In It! Ever Stop To Think, And Forget To Start Again? This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening […]
Squirrel
There’s a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him. So the guy turns around to go back, […]
Parenting
I have five siblings, three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my Mom about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last. She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: “When your oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When […]
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? (And Again)
Why did the chicken cross the road?… Freud This is esentially an existential question… General To catch up with the Pelican, Toucan and Puffin (types of crossing in the UK) Cheers Keith
Yard Sale
A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend’s yard sale, and said to her, “My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale.” “I’m sure he’ll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found,” her friend replied. “Normally, yes,” she said. “But he […]
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