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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Last Rites

By and others ⋅ April 25, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Mitch, a hard-shell Southern Baptist, loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was betting on the horses, and had nearly lost his shirt when he noticed a priest who stepped onto the track and blessed the forehead of a horse lining up for the fourth race. Lo and behold, this horse […]

Rules Of Combat

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Rules of Combat (author unknown): 1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Don’t look conspicuous: it draws fire. 3. The easy way is always mined. 4. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 5. The enemy invariably attacks on one of two occasions: a. When you’re ready for […]

Study

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Twas the night before finals, and all through the college, The students were praying for last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy, but none touched their beds, While visions of essays danced in their heads. In my own apartment, I had been pacing, And dreaded exams I soon would be facing. My roommate was speechless, […]

Workplace Wisdom

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

1.. If a train station is where a train stops and a bus station is where a bus stops what’s a workstation? (Contributed by Don F.) 2.. If you work in a paperless office what do you do if you have to take a dump? (Contributed by Don F.) 3.. Why is it that when […]

Jokes With A Religious Theme

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to […]

Baptists Etc.

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Q: What do you call a Baptist who can read? A: Methodist Q: What is a rich Methodist? A: Presbyterian Q: What’s the real difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A: The Methodist will wave to you in the liquor store.

Police Officer

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!” snapped the officer. “…or I’m going to let you cool off in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said […]

Computers And War

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and yelled, “There will be no eating or drinking in this room! You’ll have to get […]

More Oxymorons

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Others have suggested: “New Bestseller” Musical Drummer Large fries (Fries are small, not large like chips, HTH.) Considerate woman.

Perfect Man

By and others ⋅ April 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, The Perfect Man has been named: MR. POTATO HEAD – He’s tan. – He’s cute. – He knows the importance of accessorizing. – And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.

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