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Globalisation
What is globalization? Below is probably the best example on the definition of globalization. What is globalization? Answer : Princess Diana’s death Question : How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high […]
Important Staff
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. “You are all part of our team now”, said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don’t eat any of the other employees”. The cannibals promised they would not. […]
The Bottle
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four year old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to […]
Pr Terminology
An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff of one company. The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. To show just “how” the marketing department earns their keep, they posted this memo on the bulletin board after the game: “The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for […]
Mechanic V Doctor
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to look at his bike.The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?” The surgeon, a bit surprised, […]
George Bush And Condoleeza
(…for those who remember Abbott and Costello…) ~~~ This taped conversation in the Oval Office between George Bush and His National Security Adviser, Condeleeza (Condi) Rice has been leaked to the Washington Post: George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: […]
Church Signs
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday. Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive. Can’t Sleep? Try counting your blessings. Forbidden fruit creates many jams. Christians, keep the faith…but not from others! God multiplies and multiplies. Satan subtracts and divides. To belittle is to be little. Don’t let […]
Hillbilly Letter
A letter from a Hillbilly!! Perception is Reality or Hillbilly Joins The Army Dear Ma and Pa: Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army beats working for Old Man Minch a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all the places are filled. I was restless at […]
The Ancient Church Dictionary
AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1) Air conditioning. 2) Your receipt for attending services. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than the congregation’s range. HYMN, RECESSIONAL: The […]
Teacher
A schoolteacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class. The judge looked at her sternly and said: “So you’re a schoolteacher. I am about to realize a […]
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