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Humor And The Puritans

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

“Joan” wrote in message . > > “Rowland Croucher” wrote in message > > “Barry OGrady” wrote in message > > > > > I’d post a few more jokes but they might be off topic. > > > > > -Barry > > > ======== > > > > Barry, if it’s funny, and […]

For Deep Thinkers

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Rene Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar- tender serves him a beer. When he’s finished the bartender asks, “Monsieur Descartes, would you like another?” Descartes answers, “No, I think not.” At which point he abruptly disappears.

Happy New Year/A Funny

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Some will relate.:-) My forgetter’s getting better But my rememberer is broke. To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke. For when I’m “here” I’m wondering If I really should be “there”. And, when I try to think it through, I haven’t got a prayer! Oft times I walk into […]

Sam’s Version Of The Good Samaritan

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A coloured man from one of the southern states desired to enter the ministry. He went to a minister to be examined and the following conversation took place: “Can you read, Sam?” “Nossah, ah can’t read, sah’ “Can you write?” “Well, no sah, ah can’t write, but the ole ‘ooman is a good writer”. do […]

Minister’s Lament

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: “It’s so beautiful here in the winter,” he said, “that heaven doesn’t interest them.” “And it’s so hot here in the summer that hell doesn’t scare them.”

How Long, 0 Lord… ?

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

And God said unto Noah, Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shall be 300 cubits. And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep them alive with thee. And Noah […]

Short Ones

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. = = = It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living. = = = While I was out of town, burglars broke into my apartment, but they […]

David And Goliath

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

DAVID AND GOLIATH. from the NASB [New Aussie Strine Bible] Now the Anzacs stood on a mountain on one side of the valley, and the enemy stood on the other side. The enemy had a great lump of a bloke called Goliath, who was over nine feet tall. He had a skid lid of solid […]

Kids’ View Of Love

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE “I think you’re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn’t supposed to be so painful.” –Manuel, age 8 ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE “Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.” –John, age 9 […]

The Wonders Of Spellcheck

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Spell Checker Poem Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as […]

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