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This Virus Warning Is Genuine
There is a new virus going around, called “work.” If you receive any sort of “work” at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague…DO NOT OPEN IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open “work” or even look at […]
Laws Of Slow People
——————- 1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don’t know each other. 2. They drive side by side, too. If they can’t find another slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane. 3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never look in their rearview […]
Internet Addiction Disorder (Iad)
As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has been increasing exponentially, a support group. The Internet Addiction Support Group (IASG) has been established. Below are the official criteria for the diagnosis of IAD and subscription information for the IASG. A maladaptive pattern of Internet use, leading to clinically significant impairment or distress […]
Biological Differences
———————- Even though we can now explain differences between men and women’s social conducts genetically (that’s the best excuse I’ve heard for years), several facts remain puzzling, and distinguished professors in the field think answer may be a few centuries away yet…for instance, can you explain why: Men are biologically incapable of letting a women […]
Who Is He?
During the final days at Denver’s old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it […]
Magician
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. “He’s a magician, Ma’am,” said the new boy. “How interesting. What’s his favorite trick?” “He saws people in half.” “Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?” “One half brother and two half sisters.”
Old Man In Ireland
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, “For HEAVEN’S SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the GUNS!” At […]
History
When white men discovered this country, Indians were running it. No Taxes. No Debt. Women did most of the work. Indian men hunted and fished all the time. White men were dumb enough to think they could improve a system like that…?
Kids On Love And Romance
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU “Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.” (Del, age 6) “Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs…and don’t worry if their parents are right there.” (Manuel, age 8) “Don’t do things like have smelly, […]
Driving In New Jersey
1. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same jerks to squeeze their way back in before hitting the orange construction barrels. 2. Turn signals will give away […]
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