Humor
Brain Teasers For The Brilliant?
(See answers below. Don’t peek yet!) 1. How can you arrange for two people to stand on the same piece of newspaper and yet be unable to touch each other without stepping off the newspaper? 2. How many three-cent stamps are there in a dozen? 3. A rope ladder hangs over the side of a […]
Kids’ Humour
** HUMOR AND INSPIRATION ** THE EASTER STORY ACCORDING TO KIDS Shortly before Easter Bob’s son drew a picture of the crucifixion scene. Bob noticed the picture had an airplane in the top corner. “Son, this is a wonderful picture,” Bob said. “But what is the airplane doing?” “Dad, don’t you know?” the boy replied. […]
Sunday Church Pews
** HUMOR AND INSPIRATION ** THE ELECTRONIC CHURCH!?! A rich man went to his vicar and said, “I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I’ll have a surprise for you.” The vicar accepted the offer, and he and his wife […]
The Red-Faced Pastor!?!
We were traveling one summer in the Pocono Mountains (Pennsylvania) and, like a good Presbyterian family, attended church while we were on vacation. One lazy Sunday we found our way to a little Methodist Church. It was a hot day and the folks were nearly out in the pews. The preacher was preaching on and […]
A Test Funny
Answers appear after the questions…NO CHEATING! 1. The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts, to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible? […]
Feel Like A Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, […]
Position: Mom
JOB DESCRIPTION: Long-term team players needed for challenging permanent work in an often-chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work various hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24-hour shifts “on call.” Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and […]
Vanity
In her own eyes, Suzy was the most popular girl around. “A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry.” “Really?” said her date, “And just how many men are you intending to marry?”
Mahatma Ghandi
Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. Furthermore, due to his diet, he had bad breath… He came to […]
A Letter From My Daft Mother
Dear Son, I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of home, so we moved. We won’t be able to send you the address, because the last family that lived […]
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