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Articles on this site express varying points of view, to encourage mature thinking on serious issues. The assumption is that you will want to study a controversial topic from various angles before you arrive at a conclusion, rather than simply believe what someone told you when you were impressionable! (So some stuff here is ‘hot’. Proceed at your own risk!). See the Statement of Faith for John Mark Ministries' theological stance.

Doctor And Patient

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.” “That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then […]

Three Men And Heaven

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?” So […]

Babysitting

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

When a friend had her third baby in four years, I volunteered to keep the older two overnight. One night turned into several, and I was running out of supplies. I asked my husband to go over and get some things from my friend’s husband. “Did he give you everything?” I asked later. “Yes,” my […]

Calling Heaven

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Thank you for calling Heaven, For English, Press 1. For Spanish, press 2. For all other languages, press 0. Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for Requests. Press 2 for Thanksgiving. Press 3 for Complaints. Press 4 for all other inquiries. We’re sorry; all of our angels and saints are busy helping […]

Drinking Problem

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“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!” “Do you drink a lot?” “Not really – I spill most of it!”

Proverbs

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

1. If you’re too open minded, your brain will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he’ll be a mile way – and barefoot. 4. Going to church doesn’t make you a […]

Trees

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

A Golfing Parody I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree; A tree o’er which my ball must fly if on the green it is to lie; A tree which stands that green to guard, and makes the shot extremely hard; A tree whose leafy arms extend to kill the […]

George Bush Goes To Heaven…

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

George Bush dies and goes to heaven. All the people in heaven hug and kiss him as they welcome him…all but one man with a long beard, who avoids him completely. George finally catches up with him and asks him why he will not talk to him. Moses says, “The last time a talked to […]

Reading Test

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

See if you can pass the Redneck Readin’ Test… M R Ducks M R Not M R Too C M Wangs L I B…M R Ducks M R Mice M R Not S A R…C M E D B D Feet? L I B…M R Mice! M R Puppies M R Not O S A […]

Make Sure You Save Your Work!

By and others ⋅ January 5, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

See this Web page: http://funnyfuel.com/full/heavenvshell Check out this great animation!

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